So why is this suddenly like that? It's like if suddenly, in the Spider-Man movies, it turns into a musical. If someone just says, "Hey, I want to sing about something", suddenly, the whole camp joins in and they're all synchronized and it's like High School Musical. Literally, everybody has a dance number ready. Yeah, not like they sit around and sing songs or perform onstage like in the first one, no. She's surprised to find out, though, that Camp Rock is now a musical. It put me in a bad mood, and I'm here to bitch about it.ĭoug (vo): Okay, so once again, Mitchie is returning to Camp Rock. And it's parading around like it has the most soul than humanity, and it has none of that, absolutely none of that! You feel every manipulative, bullshit, cookie cutter moment for what it is. This one is definitely on the same level, if not more, but what little shred of naivete the first film had is totally erased here. But you know what? It made me laugh how bad it was. If you saw my first review of Camp Rock, you know I thought it was a real piece of shit, but it was kind of so bad, it's good and.eh, it was just a piece of shit. (The Disneycember logo is shown, before showing clips from Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam)ĭoug (vo): Man, just when you think things can't get any worse, Camp Rock goddamn 2.
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